What Is This?

Decay, My Dear is an episodic serial about a band that was never supposed to exist.

A goth poet with an alien superweapon bonded to her larynx, a woman whose car stereo causes seismic events, and their accidental bandmates are flung through history by a cosmic clerical error. They want to go home. The universe needs them to fight the Silence—an entropic force eating history itself. A bureaucratic auditor named Gerald is assigned to fix the mistake and is slowly losing his mind (and his surname). Meanwhile, their manager just wants to beat Steve's ska band at Sectionals.

Updates: Weekly, when the timeline cooperates.

How to Read

Start with the Incident Log. Episodes are chronological (from our perspective, not theirs).

The Entity Files and Containment Catalog provide supplementary documentation where available. It is frequently unavailable.

File a Witness Report

If you have observed temporal anomalies, unauthorized performances, or suspicious cardboard boxes in your area, you may file a witness report.

(Translation: Join the newsletter. Gerald's auto-reply: "This will be reviewed never.")

Discuss

Witness debriefings occur on Discord.

Announcements are posted to Bluesky.