UNLICENSED CONTAINMENT CATALOG

Inventory of Entity-A's cardboard boxes. Current count: 5,182 (estimated).
⚠ This number has never been verified. It changes.

"GREG'S STUFF (RETURN TO GREG)"

Contents: There is no Greg. There has never been a Greg. The box hums.

Threat: Ceramic | Status: Do not open. Do not look for Greg.

Note: Entity-A insists she knows a Greg. Cross-reference found no Greg in any associated timeline.